ollie's crazy family returns
installment 2.
12.06am
ok, so ollie is in her room minding her own business right, when she gets a knock on the door, she hears some mumbling. she gets up and goes to open the door, to find her mum standing there.
"yea?"
" have you seen the remote? we can't find it. can you go down and look for it."
"why do i have to go down and look for it?"
"cos you were the last person who had it. you and sam were fighting over it earlier. you haven't got it hidden in your room somewhere have you?"
"no. well, do you need it desperately?"
"no, but sam's gonna need it in the morning. it's on channel 70, and she's gonna want it on 63."
ollie is thinking, now that can only be a good thing.....
for those of you who don't know, channel 63 is Playhouse fucking Disney. or Disney fucks in his Playhouse, or whatever. it drives ollie crazy, they can't have anything else on when her sister's at home. she knows all the words to the stanley song, it's the great big book of everything, with everything inside, see the world around us, this books the perfect guide! omg. shut up, just shut up!
anyway, to cut a long story short ( or should i say, to cut a short story even shorter), ollie goes downstairs, pretends to look for the remote, when...shock, horror...her dad announces that he's just found it stuck down the sofa.
national lampOONs.
12.06am
ok, so ollie is in her room minding her own business right, when she gets a knock on the door, she hears some mumbling. she gets up and goes to open the door, to find her mum standing there.
"yea?"
" have you seen the remote? we can't find it. can you go down and look for it."
"why do i have to go down and look for it?"
"cos you were the last person who had it. you and sam were fighting over it earlier. you haven't got it hidden in your room somewhere have you?"
"no. well, do you need it desperately?"
"no, but sam's gonna need it in the morning. it's on channel 70, and she's gonna want it on 63."
ollie is thinking, now that can only be a good thing.....
for those of you who don't know, channel 63 is Playhouse fucking Disney. or Disney fucks in his Playhouse, or whatever. it drives ollie crazy, they can't have anything else on when her sister's at home. she knows all the words to the stanley song, it's the great big book of everything, with everything inside, see the world around us, this books the perfect guide! omg. shut up, just shut up!
anyway, to cut a long story short ( or should i say, to cut a short story even shorter), ollie goes downstairs, pretends to look for the remote, when...shock, horror...her dad announces that he's just found it stuck down the sofa.
national lampOONs.
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