ReBlog | Resolution

Well, it's been a good four months since my last blog... Seem to have transcended blogaholism to cigaholism and workaholism for a bit there. But that is all about to change...

So. What better way to start the new year than to state my New Year's Resolution, which I reverentially mooted for a grand total of 3.2 miliseconds, and am resolved to uphold and live up to for as long as humanly possible - 6 days would be the record, if memory serves me right (just had to have that goddamned marlboro, you know...)

Anyhoo... My Resolution for 2006 is to...

Become a Lawyer!

*stunned silence*

What. What? What?!

Yah, you read me right. I've applied to Auckland University for an LL.M. and am looking to get admitted to the New Zealand Courts as a Barrister and Solicitor. Oh wipe that smirk of your face... You look as witty as Dubya ("It's clearly a budget. It's got a lot of numbers in it.").

I don't know... I'm really getting tired of being a compound butter spread all so thinly upon the many loafs of careers I've dabbled in. Maybe it's time. Maybe it's time to get set on some semblance of a career...

Oh listen to me. I sound like Avinash circa 13 years old. Hehe.

Seriously though. Don't misunderestimate me, a'ight? Happy New Year y'all.

"They misunderestimated me." - George W. Bush, Nov. 2000