Are you a Porno Star?

It's been a long time since I last blogged - been too tired to write anything worthwhile, really, though its been a real shit 2 weeks.

But it should change now, as the writing fury is kinda back again.

With a vengeance.

Anyway, highpoint of tonight:

Random girl walks up to me in a bar. "Are you a Porno Star?!" I look up quizzically, trying to clear my cigarette smoke - bad idea. The fuzziness would have been more forgiving on her. "What?" I ask. "I bet you have one that (shows length of arm) long and that (shows a not very attractive fist) wide!" She mutters, not just a bit drunk. "Are you looking for one?" I answer, bile rising at looking at her inebriated swagger.

Ah. Drunk Welsh women.