On Noisy Sex
Most guys wouldn't complain about noisy sex. It's rather the opposite. Mostly.
But for fuck sake, my housemate in the next room - yes, the Chinese girl (who's definitely dumped her boyfriend and shacked up with this new Chinese dude) - makes soooooo much noise, every night (and some mornings too).
Now mind you. It's so loud that even with my door closed and iTunes playing at full volume, I can still hear it... (No, I am NOT a perv).
I feel so depraved. Involuntarily so.
3 Comments:
To stop it...
...the next time it happens, scream in unison with her - make sure it's loud enough for her to hear.
(However, check first they are not bigger sized than you are. If they are, do a demo of the combat acting you learnt with an actor friend in front of them first - with you the winning brute, of course - before you venture to scream in unison with her.
Still, have the cops' tel no. on standby and update your medical insurance cover first.)
By circlecircles, at 5:12 AM
To Stop IT:
Paste an official looking note from the administrator (or whoever the heck runs the house) and inform her that if her disturbance of the peace continues, she will be kicked out into the cold on her skinny ass and ...well u can be as creative as you please with the rest of the woes that shall befall her.
Or you could record on audio tape her sessions and then play it in the morning outside her door.
By despiteme, at 1:48 PM
That's a good one
..to record, and play back to her to listen to.
By circlecircles, at 3:34 AM
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