Benjamin Franklin Strikes Back!
Yes, boys and girls... It's that annual time of year when everyone who can actually give a rat's ass winds their clocks back one full hour, cursing and swearing dear old Benny Franko for not only causing them to bloody screw their clocks forward in the first place in March or April, depending whether you're Continental or American, but also to make them fix them backwards in October.
Dear ol' Ben thought that this unneccessary bane of existance was economically sound, but little did he foresee the amount of medical bills that clock-winding related stress and trauma, notably the well known post-clock-winding traumatic syndrome (PC WiTS), would generate. Or maybe he had a perpetual standing 'understanding' with the Fuckholes who would rake a Fortune out of other people's Misfortunes. As American politicians generally tend to have.
Although you have to give it to ol' Benjy - there is a strange sort of satisfaction one derives from observing the clocks go...
"1:59:55"
"1:59:56"
"1:59:57"
"1:59:58"
"1:59:59"
"1:00:00"
That's assuming of course that you have a Digital clock... I doubt the Analog ones would do that... I'd be worried if your's did. So should you.





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